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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Keeps a ten-mark note up his nose

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

    The story:

    Right idea, wrong currency. I didn't recognize (until I saw it
    written out on this site, from somebody's different wrong version
    of this line) the slang term for the British pound, so my mind
    supplied the Deutschmark. I thought it made the title character
    seem that much meaner to be keeping a German banknote up
    his nose. Of course I never considered the difficulty he would
    have had to obtain a ten-mark note.

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