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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Keep up with the coleslaw. Don't stop. Don't stop 'til you get enough.

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Real Lyric: Keep up with the force. Don't stop. Don't stop 'til you get enough.

    The story:

    My sister and I realized ourselves that these could not be the true lyrics, but no matter the number of times we listened intently, we could come up with nothing else. In my family, this has become the catchphrase of choice when you need to get on someone's case about staying on top of a situation.

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