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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Keep up, where the porn stars shop
    Don't stop 'til you get a nut.

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
    Real Lyric: Keep On With The Force Don't StopDon't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    The story:

    I was singing this while making love to my wife and she stopped me and said, "Honey, you do know that those aren't the lyrics, don't you?" I played like, "Yeah, I knew that. I'm doing a Weird Al thing to turn you on."

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/27/2004 12:19 am

    Age it happened

    81

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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