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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Keep the horse off the postcard/Don't stop til you get it off.

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Real Lyric: Keep on with the force don't stop/Don't stop til you get enough



    The story:

    Freshman year of college I was sitting with my pals in the dining hall getting a good laugh over a story in our school paper about misunderstood song lyrics (such as "Hush hush, keep it down now, oh so scary"!) Totally by chance, this MJ song came on the dining hall PA system and I started jammin, with what I soon was informed were the totally wrong words. Almost 15 years later, my friends still won't let me forget this.

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