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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Kareem don't like it...

    Artist: Clash
    Real Lyric: Sharif don't like it...

    The story:

    I was with my sister waiting in line at a liquor store, and this was stuck in my head. I started singing it out loud, and for some reason I was singing these lyrics. I didn't realize I was wrong, until I noticed people looking at me funny, and my sister said loudly "I don't think Kareem Abdul-Jabbar cared one way or the other. What's wrong with you?" When we got to the front of the line, the clerk joked about me already having had enough.

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