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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    justin biebs. pet her son

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Real Lyric: Liston beats Patterson

    The story:

    lol. i thought thats what it was because billy joel
    was going so fast.

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    yep! and makes it sound like SHES a girl. lol

    Hotdogman Feb 13, 2014 8:11 pm

    Especially funny because that makes it sound as though JB is a girl, which we already knew, but still... :)

    KaylaCgirl Feb 09, 2014 12:56 am

    right a comment pls

    Hotdogman Jan 18, 2014 9:21 am

    Hotdogman Jan 18, 2014 9:20 am