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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just to come home from the wars on 7th Avenue.

    Song: The Boxer
    Real Lyric: Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue.

    The story:

    I was little and did not know what whores were, and I knew that New York could be violent, so it totally made sense. I found out what the real lyrics were from reading the book, "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy."

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    I seriously thought that's what it said! I still sing it that way!

    frootcup134 Jan 18, 2009 7:29 am