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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just jump off the quay, Lee

    Real Lyric: Just drop off the key, Lee

    The story:

    I was singing along to the song on the radio when I was babysitting my little cousin. I got to that part, and she started to cry because she thought it was horrible that the man would kill himself by jumping off of a quay! My aunt arrived home just as my cousin was screaming, and I explained what had happened. To my surprise, my aunt laughed and laughed! She knew what the real lyrics were! I still think that is a pretty good way to leave your lover, though...

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