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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just hold me close, don't pay tonight - don't pay tonight...

    Artist: Bonnie Raitt
    Real Lyric: Just hold me close, don't patronize - don't patronize me

    The story:

    I was singing at the top of my lungs and wiping the tears from my eyes while in the car with my sister. She told me the real lyrics and I tried to convince her that I my lyrics were correct. So, We went online to find the REAL lyrics...*blushing*...I was sooooo wrong.

    It changes the entire meaning of the song when you think about it this way. I thought this was a sad song about a woman who had been living a life of prostitution.

    I even CRIED each and every time I heard the song because I thought about how awful it must have been to be a prostitute selling herself to men who would never love her.

    Now all I do when I hear the song is laugh.

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