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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just give me some beer

    Artist: Opeth
    Real Lyric: The skin is a mirror

    The story:

    I was listening to Opeth a few weeks ago, as you do, and I happened to be drinking beer at the time as well. Anyway, one of the songs on Watershed came on, didn't know which it was at the time, and I wasn't listening to all the lyrics but suddenly I heard (in one of the growling bits) "just give me some beer" and I burst out laughing and rewound it to listen again! I tried looking up for the lyrics but I didn't know which song it was at the time, so didn't find out. I later listened to the album again (when I wasn't drinking beer), had to listen closely to find the bit where it said it, and it STILL sounded like that (I hadn't imagined it then!), and then I found out which track it was, so I looked up the lyrics and found out what it really said, and there you have it!

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