The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Actually, it wasn't me. It was my best friend Billy's girlfriend Linda. It was the sixties, but she was a preppy girl - I don't know if he ever had the heart to tell her.
She dumped Bill for a rich guy.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
2/15/2002 2:23 pm
Age it happened
53
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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