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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just call me an island slease
    All my body yours for free
    This is who I long to be
    Louise the Bone Eater

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: Tropical the island breezeAll of Nature wild and freeThis is where I long to beLa Isla Bonita

    The story:

    Well, I was a DJ at the time, and it was the first time I played the song. Luckily I didn't say a word on the air about it...But I did end up writing a spoof song of it.

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    I thought the opening line was "last night I dreamt of James Franco." So we can all have laughs because I was 15 when I did it! On karaoke night... In public!

    Kit_cat2013 Jun 10, 2014 10:46 am

    Hey, it Madonna...makes perfect sense. Still hilarious too.

    PantsMan Dec 08, 2010 8:20 am

    I thought the last line was "Vladislav Bonita"

    What_what Sep 06, 2010 6:13 am

    LOL! Great one!

    whatiam12 Aug 20, 2010 1:27 pm

    It makes so much sense!

    FuzzzWuzzz Apr 07, 2010 11:36 am