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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just beat it, beat it, beat it
    Knowing what's to be, it's heated
    Showin' hot funky, long is just right
    It doesnt matter who's wrong or right

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it,beat itNo one wants to be defeatedShow them how funky strong is your fighterit doesnt matter who's wrong or right

    The story:

    In the privacy of my cubicle(as it should be), laughing at other misheard lyrics. I knew some of MJ's lyrics made more sense than my versions...

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/12/2004 12:02 pm

    Age it happened

    34

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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