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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to beat it beat it

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Beat It
    Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat itNo one wants to be defeated



    The story:

    The title is beat it, and he probably says it about twenty times, so I always thought that there were a few more.

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    That's actually what I thought it was for a long time. After awhile, I figured it was wrong, but never bothered to look up the lyrics, lol.

    Vueiy_Visarelli Aug 22, 2011 10:40 pm