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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jokes with something awful just like kisses on the necks of best friends
    we didnt keys to be like them
    and i want to be known for my it's not just my missus
    i took a shot, and didnt even come close
    and trust a lover host
    and the poets'll

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Song: I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth
    Real Lyric: Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of best friendswere the kids who feel like dead endsand i want to be known for my hits not just my misses, i took a shot and didnt even come closeat trust and love and hopeAnd the poets are just kids who didnt make it, and never had it at allAnd the record wont stop skiping,and the lies just wont stop slippingand besides my reputations on the lineWe can fake it for the airwaves, force our smiles baby half deadfrom comparing myself to everyone else around me.

    The story:

    Well we were in the corridoor, in school, singing Fall out boy songs (one of my favs) and then my friend and a load of other unknown people turned and stared at me after i was badly singing the lines...at first i just thought it was the fact i was singing...actually i appaered to have quite a perverted view on the lyrics :P
    anyway, my version's better anyway!

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    Submitted by

    gobbledygook

    Submitted on

    7/3/2009 12:33 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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