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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman, but he was another man.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Get Back
    Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it wouldn't last.

    The story:

    Oh my God! I was just reading the posts on this site and learned of my mistake! I can't believe it! I've been wrong for 33 years!
    But my version makes such good sense! Hmm, well, maybe not. If Jojo wanted to be a woman, then that is fine for him/her. There is no good reason for Jojo to get back to where he "once belonged." I'm glad the Beatles weren't gay bashing poor Jojo!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/10/2002 2:08 pm

    Age it happened

    40

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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