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    Jo Jo said she found a cart of beans
    Sold in a market down in New Orleans

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Song: Brown Sugar
    Real Lyric: Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fieldsSold in a market down in New Orleans



    The story:

    During the thick of my Stones phase I'd Mick-mimed my meaningless, ninnified, version among friends countless times before I read the lyrics in my boyfriend's chord book. I'd even gone around wondering if the Jo Jo in "Get Back" was the same who found these beans...wasted a lot of time wondering who Jo Jo was and over-validating the finding of beans in a cart.

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