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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jesus was a Cross Dresser

    Artist: The Hollies
    Real Lyric: Jesus was a Cross Maker

    The story:

    It wasn't actually me, but an older woman that I work with. I was playing a CD that had that song on it and all of a sudden she turned to me and said "WHAT are we LISTENING to?" and then told me she wanted me to turn it off. I couldn't figure out what the hell her problem was until she gave me this truly evil look and said "Jesus was a CROSS DRESSER???!!!"
    I almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard.

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