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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Jesus ate up my car, a cup of rice and walked out in the stars, can it be unraveled in the dark? Yeah, yeah, ooh, yeah,yeah"

    Artist: Tom Petty
    Real Lyric: Dreams fade hope dies hardShe cups her eyes looks out at the starsSays, "I feel we've traveled very far"Yeah yeah oh yeah yeahYeah yeah oh yeah yeahYeah yeah oh yeah yeah

    The story:

    I adore Tom Petty and I know that he reveres Bob Dylan and other famous mumblers, but Tom has always been a straightforward guy and I wondered about these myserious lyrics for years and no one, no one, no one knew the right words until the Internet. I have actually made an agrument for these lyrics in a pub.

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    I meant to put that I was 42 when I heard the right lyrics. I'd had it wrong since high school. :-)

    mambocat Jan 20, 2011 1:25 am