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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    James the one they called The Less,
    Simon, also Fattiest.

    Artist: Unknown
    Song: Jesus Calls Me
    Real Lyric: James the one they called The Less,Simon, also Thaddeus.
    The story:

    This is a song about the 12 disciples, sung to the tune of "Jesus Loves Me." We were teaching it to a little girl we babysat for, and I don't think we ever did convince her to sing it correctly! Our family still tends to sing "Fattiest" in honor of Ashley, and laugh about it all these years later.

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    Submitted on

    6/25/2004 11:03 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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