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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    jake has been 'ribbin' on my eyes

    Artist: No Doubt
    Song: Just A Girl
    Real Lyric: take this pink ribbon off my eyes

    The story:

    i actually didn't hear them wrong, it was my friend who we call wicki. i had my no doubt cd in my portable player and she started listening to it, and since we go to a school where a lot of people use slang, she mistook 'ribbon' ofr 'ribbing', as in dissing, making fun of, however you want to put it. it haunts her to this day. some may not find it completely hysterical, but it's better than what my bud alex came up with; for everyone's sake i won't bring that one up.

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