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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jackie sits back
    Flexes his nostrils a moment
    Does his best James Dean

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Real Lyric: Jackie sits backCollects his thoughts for a momentDoes his best James Dean

    The story:

    I was singing along in the car as we all do when it suddenly
    dawned on me that there was nothing cool about James Dean
    and nostril flexing. When I thought about the lyrics for the first
    time in 20 years, I realized what they had to be. Though I do not
    believe the lyrics are better, after 20 years I have a difficult time
    singing the correct ones.

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