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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've tried to find the key
    To fifty million bagels

    Artist: The Who
    Song: The Seeker
    Real Lyric: I've tried to find the key To fifty million fables

    The story:

    I was signing along to my iTunes (loudly) when my mom walked in and heard me sing "fifty million bagels!" She said "fifty million what??" At first I tried to argue that I was right, but she said "I don't know what the words are, but I'm pretty sure it isn't fifty million bagels."

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    my sister entered the same lyrics

    ColinP Feb 24, 2009 5:49 pm