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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've heard it all before,
    Sell doorknobs at my door


    Sell doughnuts at my door

    Artist: Green Day
    Real Lyric: I've heard it all before,So don't knock down my door.

    The story:

    I always thought it was doorknobs like it was supposed to be some
    ironic or useless sales pitch in which life is pointless, etc. you know
    how rock can be.... anyway I sang this in the car and my friend said
    WHAT? and gave me a weird look. I argued that I was correct and
    made a good case until I was proven wrong by the internet....

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