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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've got people in my beer telling me what to do.

    Artist: Fergie
    Song: Glamorous
    Real Lyric: I've got people in my ear telling me what to do.

    The story:

    I misheard it while in the car with a friend on a road trip. I should point out that she misheard it too. I said, "If you see people in your beer then you are already drunk." My friend laughed so hard that she almost had to pull over, but agreed that it made sense, especially because one of the lines before that was "poppin' champagne." I didn't realize it was wrong until a few weeks later, after the top 40 station played it twice in an hour. After the second time it played, I realized, "Oh, she didn't say beer, she said ear!" I was so embarrassed.

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