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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've got my spine, I've got my orange crush
    We are reaching south of Crete

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Song: Orange Crush
    Real Lyric: I've got my spine, I've got my orange crushWe are agents of the free

    The story:

    As I Greek I was always fond of REM music (plus their Athenian origin), but especialy that summer of 1990 when me and some friends were tripping by boat from Athens (the original) to Crete, to hear that are friends are coming too.
    I was very dissapointed to read the real lyrics years later on the internet.

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