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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've got it made, got it made, got it made. I'm hot for teacher.

    Artist: Van Halen
    Real Lyric: I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm hot for teacher.



    The story:

    My husband was singing the wrong lyrics in the car, and tried to explain away his mistake by saying that the singer's desire for his teacher was making the teacher give him preferential treatment. Thus, he's got it made!

    When I pointed out the real lyrics, he admitted that my version made more sense.

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