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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've got flu, rickets, and parasites.

    Artist: Eddie Money
    Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise.

    The story:

    I'm at work doing mindless boring physical labor and bellowing what I believe are the words to keep myself occupied. One of my coworkers looked and me and said, "Brad, you do realize those aren't the right words, don't you?" I replied, "Not really; I can't understand a word I hear in most music. This sounds to me like what they are singing." My coworker replied, "You are one sick puppy." I said, "Maybe I am, but if they have flu, rickets and parasites, they're sicker than I."

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    Well, don't go to paradise then and infect the natives without going to the doctor!

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:35 pm

    (2 tickets to paradice)

    Nick56 Mar 24, 2010 3:05 pm

    Two chickins to paralize

    Nick56 Mar 24, 2010 3:05 pm

    Oh my gosh I laughed even harder at JMonkey's version!

    PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:14 am

    I hope you got all your immunizations up to date as well. This is absolutely hilarious. I always thought it said, "I got bum rushed by an Asian Guy."

    JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:33 am

    I definitely prefer these lyrics to the real ones.

    smackymcgee Mar 13, 2009 11:19 am

    HAHAHAHAAHAHA......I cant stop laughting.

    jojolucky Nov 28, 2008 6:49 pm