The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
It was my mother, now departed, who asked, "Why is he so pleased about having a sewing machine?" To which my brother replied, "Perhaps he's a singer!"
Singer was a make of sewing machine. Well, it made us laugh.
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5/22/2002 12:49 pm
Age it happened
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Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
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