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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've got a cigarette,
    I found it and lit it up

    Artist: John Mayer
    Song: City Love
    Real Lyric: I've got a city love,I found it in Lydia

    The story:

    The song is called "City Love" after all, so you'd think I would've figured it out--but a song doesn't always have its title in the lyrics, I guess. The correct lyrics were listed in a story related to John's recent Grammy nomination--it was a real "light bulb moment" for me ("Oh, so THAT's why it's called "City Love"). Yeah, I'm never speaking up again . . . starting now.

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