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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've been working real hard
    trying to get my *** clean

    Real Lyric: I've been working real hardtrying to get my hands clean

    The story:

    When the song came on the car radio one day, my friend said, "Here
    comes the toilet paper song."
    I asked, "Whatta ya mean the toilet paper song?"
    "Because it sounds like he's saying he's trying to get his *** clean."
    "Oh." (long pause) "Ha! That's funny," I said, trying to sound sincere
    and amused while wondering what the real lyrics were.

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