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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've been waiting for a guy to come
    and take me by the hand
    Could these sensations make me feel
    the pleasures of another man

    Artist: Joy Division
    Song: Disorder
    Real Lyric: I've been waiting for a guide to comeand take me by the handCould these sensations make me feelthe pleasures of a normal man

    The story:

    I refused to sing it, even though I loved the song.
    Not singing gay lyrics, red blooded hetero guy like me.

    I told a mate I loved the song, but wouldn't sing it and he just laughed at me. A lot.
    It's nothing like that.
    I feel like I should go back to the people I convinced it was the version I thought it was and correct them. But it's been over 25 years since I started, and there's too many to get in contact with.

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    I was going to submit this but you beat me to it--I sometimes laugh when I (intentionally mis-) hear it the same way.

    obeysanta May 08, 2010 10:38 am