"I've been treated like a baked bean carried like a stretcher"

The story:

Actually, I was watching their DVD "Munch" (It's great, buy it..!) when in the commentary Dave R mentioned it sounded like baked bean.

I always knew the real lyric but now sing the bean version for a laugh. My Dad often says "shat upon" instead of "sat upon," but that's just to annoy me, I'm sure.

And as for convincing someone that it really is "baked bean," some people *cough*ROB*cough* are just so gullable!