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    It's true, because it's not a Christian. [i.e. the pie]

    Artist: Dar Williams
    Real Lyric: It's true, your cousin's not a Christian.

    The story:

    I thought it was a reference to witch-burning! The verse goes,

    "The food was great, the tree plugged in, the meal had gone without a hitch
    Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, 'Is it true that you're a witch?'
    His mom jumped up and said, 'The pies are burning,' and she hit the kitchen,
    And it was Jane who spoke: she said, 'It's true, your cousin's not a Christian.'"

    According to my misunderstanding, Jane is wryly joking that the pie is burnt because it's not a Christian.

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