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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's too late to cut the chives

    Artist: OneRepublic
    Song: Apologize
    Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize

    The story:

    I was 6 or 7 when this song first came out, and I only ever heard it when
    it was playing on the radio. I originally heard the lyric as "It's too
    late to call the chives," but people don't call chives (obviously). I was
    sure they were saying chives, so I figured that they must be singing about
    cutting the chives. It seemed logical at the time. Flash forward about 4
    years to when "Apologize" was a song in one of my piano books. There was a
    moment of realization, and suddenly the song made a lot more sense.

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