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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's too late to call a jive.

    Artist: OneRepublic
    Song: Apologize
    Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize.

    The story:

    I was in the car singing apologize, by One Republic, but at the time I thought they were saying it was "too late to call a jive", and my brother over heard me and gave me the weirdest look in the world. I tried explaining to him that the lyrics were definitely saying its too late to call a jive, because I thought it was some kind of past thing, like in the 70's when they used to say jive turkey... anyway I was wrong.

    ( Before I had never actually known the name of the song, and the only line I knew was the "It's too late to apologize" line, except I was singing it wrong... so I guess I never really knew it at all.)

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