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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's time to steal the liver, I'm yours

    Artist: Stevie Wonder
    Real Lyric: Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours

    The story:

    The first time she heard the song, my daughter turned to me and said, "I don't get this song. Why would they want to steal a liver? What would they do with it anyway?" After I stopped laughing (about 10 minutes later), I told her the title of the song and she turned bright red. The line has now become a running family joke, and I even have a photo of her at a children's museum "stealing" the liver from a human model.

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