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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's time to say goodbye artichoke
    Say it properly now, don't mumble
    Though you try to hide it, it's clear
    You have vegetables when I'm not here

    Artist: Macy Gray
    Song: I Try
    Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I chokeI try to walk away and I stumbleThough I try to hide it, it's clear My world crumbles when you are not near

    The story:

    The girl in the next room played this on repeat when it first came out. It was loud enough to be annoying, but just too quiet to make out the real words. I couldn't beleive someone has written a song about a vegetable fetishist, so after a whole afternoon of my version of the lyrics, I had to ask her what on earth she was listening to. It was our first year at university, and she hadn't known me very long. I think she thought I was a little odd.

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