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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's pretty yubby, it's the juke of crush!

    Artist: Ke$ha
    Song: DIe Young
    Real Lyric: It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush!

    The story:

    I just looked up the song because I thought, What the hell is "yubby"? and I thought maybe the juke of crush was a dance.

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    I'm not sure, maybe alot of bumping and grinding and...crushing. sounds painful! haha!

    steph24 Jan 14, 2013 11:12 am

    That's too funny. I wonder how you would do the juke of crush if it really was a dance.

    Seikatsu5 Jan 13, 2013 4:52 pm