Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    It's not the side-effects of her cooking.

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: It's not the side-effects of the cocaine.

    The story:

    In 1977 I was sitting in a garden cafe on Castro
    Street in San Francisco with a bunch of other
    teenagers and twenty-somethings. We were singing
    along to the music playing over the loudspeakers.
    The sun was shining and the reefer was passed
    about. David Bowie's "Station To Station" began
    playing. We all knew all the words and we sang
    along . . . and then it happened . . . everyone
    was holding their coffee cups in the air singing:
    "Drink, drink, raise your glass, raise your glass
    high . . . "
    The rhythm of the music changed for the next line
    and everyone sang "It's not the side-effects of
    the cocaine . . . "

    Except me! I sang "It's not the side-effects of
    her cooking . . . "

    Everyone first went silent and then burst out
    laughing about my gaffe.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!