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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's livid and it's lies, and mixed grill

    Artist: Pantera
    Real Lyric: It's livid and it's lies, and makes graves
    The story:

    My friend James Hurst was listening to this on his discman out the back of school, and I sat and listened to one earphone.
    At this point in the song I said what I thought the lyric was...we laughed for a while.
    He knew what it was supposed to be, I didn't, but it is such an unconnected alternate take on the words that I have never been able to forget it.

    I suppose it's funnier if you know how personal and introspective Phil Anselmo's lyrics are, and then imagining him slipping in this one line about a mixed grill. Do you have mixed grills in the USA? Maybe more British...hang on what am I thinking about? It's meat, of course you guys have it!

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