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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's like a dream, no end and no beginning,
    You're here with me, it's like a dream,
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    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: It's like a dream, no end and no beginning,You're here with me, it's like a dream,Let the choir sing.

    The story:

    My friend recently explained that I was an idiot for even thinking this was in the song, and indeed I was. Why would this make any sense? We could get all deep and say she'd been waiting for the train to pass through so she could get to Love City on the other side. Or we could say I'm a twat.

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