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    It's like a death row hard-on, two minutes too late

    Song: Ironic
    Real Lyric: It's like a death row pardon, two minutes too late



    The story:

    Not my lyric, but a friends. After a few beers, we were discussing how most of the lyrics in the song ironic aren't actually ironic, when my friend Vicky said that the only lyric she found truly ironic was to have a 'death row hard-on two minutes too late' ... we were wetting ourselves for the rest of the evening!

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