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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's like a d**k weed
    Burnin' in my heart
    I can't keep cryin'
    It's tearin' me apart

    Artist: Supremes
    Real Lyric: It's like a heat waveBurnin' in my heartI can't keep from cryin'It's tearin' me apart

    The story:

    I always avoided singing songs outloud as a kid because I was never sure of the lyrics. I took a chance one random afternoon and belted the only words I was sure of "D**k Weed". The parents of this six year-old weren't quite sure what to do with me after that....

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