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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's just like getty fet, it retracts to my compact.

    Artist: Smash Mouth
    Real Lyric: It's just like any fad, it retracts before impact.



    The story:

    I was singing in the bathroom at school, when one of the older students walked in and looked at me weird. She walked out into the hallway and brought her friends in and asked me to sing it again. She told me she thought my voice was pretty, and being the concited little person I was, I sang. They laughed and laughed than told me what the words "really were". I have the last laugh though. They thought the words were, "it's just like getting fat, it attacks before impact."

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