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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's empty and cold without you here
    Too many people to wank over

    Real Lyric: It's empty and cold without you hereToo many people to ache over

    The story:

    It really does sound like 'wank'! When I had a friend over she picked the song out to play, and I said "Don't, it's rude - my dad's in the house!" She looked puzzled until I whispered these lines to her - and she burst out laughing. I still think the band made it sound deliberately wrong, though, 'cause another friend of mine thought the same!

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