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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's a still life want of color

    Real Lyric: It's a still life watercolor

    The story:

    This song has long been a favorite of mine--it was on the first
    album I bought with my own money (at the age of 11). I heard
    the opening line as being something even more poetic than
    what Simon actually wrote: the scene of two people not
    communicating should have color but doesn't. It was only
    recently that I heard the line as Simon intended--still a good
    line, but not as good as the version I had been hearing for

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