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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's a safe assumption
    that you'd want to see me now
    but I'll have a face castration..

    Artist: Pantera
    Song: Slaughtered
    Real Lyric: It's a safe assumptionthat you'd want to save me nowbut I'll never face castration..

    The story:

    me and my friend was listening to this song and drinking beer, after this lyric came up a asked the question: "what tha hell is a face castration?!?!"
    my friend started laughing and showed me the lyrics and i laughed my *** off..
    ..still i think my version is quite good, the original makes about as much sense as mine

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/15/2002 6:06 am

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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