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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg...
    Hit's you when it's too late, hits you when you're down
    Hit some Koolaide, nothing but Koolaid
    Standing in the cold rain, feeling like a clown

    Artist: Bonnie Tyler
    Real Lyric: It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache.Hits you when it's too late, hits you when you're downIt's a fool's game, nothing but a fool's gameStanding in the cold rain, feeling like a clown.

    The story:

    I figured it out in Jr. High, but there was no embarrasing detail. I
    was four maybe when I misheard, and to make it all make sense, I
    imagined a giant, person-sized hard boiled egg outside in the cold
    rain, but since I thought it would topple over, I imagined it in my
    grandpa's tire swing. And I just **sumed that was the image
    Bonnie Tyler was going after. I thought it was one of the saddest
    things I'd ever heard this song about a lonely egg in the rain,
    swinging all alone. (I never could figure out why it talked about
    Koolaid :)

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