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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's a-gone and you can't tell that was a bat.

    Artist: John Fogerty
    Song: Centerfield
    Real Lyric: It's a-gone and you can tell that one good-bye.

    The story:

    I thought the lyric was claiming that not only had the singer hit a home run, he had actually hit the ball so hard that he reduced his bat to unrecognizable splinters in the process. While this might seem improbable, it fit the mythic baseball boasting of the song well enough that I didn't question it for many years.

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